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What does MBPP stand for? (1 pt. For any specialized answer, 2 pts. For a generalized answer, 2 pt. Max)

Mega Band Party Plus

Where did the last three Baker ski trips go?

Whiteface, Sugarloaf, Sugarbush

There are seven major parties that Baker has every year as part of Baker tradition. Name them.

Holiday party, Alan Party, MBPP, Oktoberfest, New Year’s, Progressive,

Name the last five Freps. (1 pt per person, and this year doesn’t count)

Josh, Vanessa, Kara, Darrell, Jeff

Name all the residents of the Housemaster Suite, pets included (1 pt. Per correct response)

Prof. Watson, Myra Hutchinson, the dog.

How long have the current Housemasters lived in Baker?

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Which famous architect designed Baker?

Alvar Aalto

Lots of Baker furniture is named after animals. Name as many pieces as you can. (1 pt. per correct resoponse)

elephant, armadillo, giraffe, alligator

What are the two largest decorations at Baker’s annual Holiday Party?

Christmas tree, chimney

Bakerites often earn nicknames during their stay here. Name each of the following people: (1/2 pt. per name)

Who dressed up as Boxed Wine at the Halloween Party?

FM

Four years ago, Baker declared war on another living group. Name the living group and at least three acts of aggression carried out against them. (1 pt. for the group, 1 pt. per act)

Next House, steal front door, Baker Annex sign, False email letter admitting Next house defeat

Bakerites have a tradition of playing Ulitmate Frisbee twice a week. Name the two days and nickname given to these games. (1 pt. for both days, 1 pt. for nickname)

Thursday, Sunday, both called Midnight ultimate

Who is Baker House named after?

Everett Moore Baker, Dean of Students

Name at least three people who have been moated since September 1997.

Abby Willets, Hillary T., Ashwin?

Name the five people who have been rivered since September 1997.

Bean, Steve Hoberman, Kara, Beef, Liz Maxwell

Name at least three Bakerites whose user names have no reference to their real names. (1 pt. per full name/username pair)

Kara/believer, Chris Lyon/Scooby, Singleton/Renezans, etc

Which number is on the most recent Baker athletic t-shirts?

69

What famous “double” was known for asking new roommates to sleep on top of elephants?

401 Saumil and Arian

Who was the first guy to get laid on the 611 futon?

George of the Jungle

What is the name of Roshan’s dead dog?

Wiggles

Who was the best security guard ever?

Mr. Bishop

One week a male Bakerite peed on a female Bakerite’s dishes. The next week they were dating. Who were they?

Marjorie and Rhys

What is the “proper” way to leave a message for Mike and Ezra?

Haiku

What is behind the white board in the 6th west lounge? And what two words caused it to be there?

A big hole, “Hawkey Playah”

Who lost a tooth in a Unihoc game last year?

Beth Haynes

Which honorary Baker resident wore white boxers in a jello wrestling pit last year?

Gay-off

Which two people disappeared in a canoe on last year’s Baker camping trip?

Tom and Anuja

Which of the following were actual “permanently borrowed” items in 546 last year?

*Chili’s Restaurant Sign
*Austin Grill pager
Mass. Ave stop sign
*Airplane life jacket
Letters outside ATO
*Construction Sign

Which former Baker resident is a movie star, and list the movies they were in.

Charlie Korsmo, Hook, Can’t hardly wait, dick tracy, what about bob, etc.

Which fraternity got egged by Baker last year?

Sigma Chi

Which fraternity stole, raped, and destroyed Princess Leia last year?

Delts

Which Baker resident is addicted to Coke and created a statue in homage?

Josh Ornstein

What famous porn couple lived in Baker House?

John Holmes and Misty Dawn

Name three Hubs on the Baker Web. (This is not a computer related question)

Kukla, Lara, Fitch, Kinsey, Eli, Balli, Padraig, Kelly H.

Name Bakerites who were caught stealing Athena chairs.

Kara, Ramon, Ankor, Sam Scanlon, Leslie Young, Tom, etc.

Name the floor tutors and their alma maters.

Will/Samara-Princeton, Carrie/Jason-Dartmouth, Matt-CalTech, etc

Name five fraternities whose brothers or former brothers are currently living in Baker.

Fiji, LCA, SigEp, Kappa Sig, Delts

Name the 8 dots and their significance.

???

Name the residents of Robot House and what prized piece of Baker furniture they bought for a dollar and recently returned to Baker.

John Holmes, Mike P., Bill Vanderson, jeff brown, Roger C., the foosball table

Which two members of ExecCon were impeached?

???

Which three items fall under the Social budget category of “special stock?”

cups, parking violations, and fines.